I would rather be sitting on a toilet with no toilet paper...
Full Text: I would rather be sitting on a toilet with no toilet paper than with no cell phone.. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches. Made from solid knotty pine. Flat edges. For shelf-sitting. Routed slot in back for hanging.
Customize the letter color as well as sign color based on our displayed color chart to suit yourself, or to gift as a present to a loved one.
Proudly handmade in the USA.

I would rather be sitting on a toilet with no toilet paper...
$30.90