The Experienced Golfer's Guide to the Greens... (9x36)


Full Text: The Experienced Golfer's Guide to the Greens. What you really want to know! Chapter 1 - How to properly line up your third putt. Chapter 2 - How to hit a Nike from the rough when you hit a Titleist from the tee. Chapter 3 - How to avoid the water when you lie 8 in a bunker. Chapter 4 - How to get more distance off the shank. Chapter 5 - When to give the ranger the finger. Chapter 6 - Using your shadow on the greens to maximize earnings. Chapter 7 - When to implement handicap management. Chapter 8 - Proper excuses for drinking beer before 9:00 am. Chapter 9 - How to rationalize a 6 hour round. Chapter 10 - How to find that ball that everyone else saw go in the water. Chapter 11 - Why your spouse doesn’t care that you birdied the 5th. Chapter 12 - How to let a fourseom play through your twosome. Chapter 13 - How to relax when you are hitting three off the tee. Chapter 14 - When to suggest major swing corrections to your opponent. Chapter 15 - God and the meaning of the birdie-to-bogey three putt. Chapter 16 - When to re-grip your ball retriever. Chapter 17 - Can you purchase a better game? Chapter 18 - When male golfers will pay $5.00 a beer from the cart girl and give her a $3 tip, but will balk at $3.50 at the 19th hole and stiff the bartender.... Features: Size: 9x36 inches. Made from solid knotty pine. Routed slot in back for hanging.

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