Things that are difficult to say when drunk... (9x18)


Full Text: Things that are difficult to say when drunk: 1. Innovative 2. Proliferation 3. Preliminary 4. Cinnamon. Things that are very difficult to say when drunk: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-constitutionalistically 3. Transubstantiate 4. Passive-aggressive disorder. Things that are downright impossible to say when drunk: 1. Nope, no more booze for me! 2. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 3. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear my sing karaoke! 4. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance. I have no coordination and I'd hate to look like a fool! 5. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee on the side of the road. 6. I must be going now, as I have to work in the morning.. Features: Size: 9x18 inches. Made from solid knotty pine. No bevel on edges. Routed slot in back for hanging.

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